nicki minaj - anaconda ft spongebob crew
Best backstory. (x)
You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.
[freshman voice] middle schoolers
[sophomore voice] freshman
[british student voice] the fuck is a sophomore?
[malfoy’s voice] potter
I held my breath at the last one.
IT WAS COOL AND THEN IT GOT SCARY AS SHIT
i’d say this is a very effective message
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
pizza spelt its own name wrong
THAT IS THE BEST USE OF THAT PICTURE I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME
If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity
Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle